Last updated: 2025-10-04
Welcome to Grumpyland, where your data is treated with the same enthusiasm we reserve for unsolicited hugs: none. We
believe in minimalism, especially when it comes to collecting your personal information. This policy explains what we do
(and mostly don’t do) with your data.
What We Collect
(Spoiler: Not Much)
We don’t use Google Analytics, Facebook pixels, or any other digital surveillance nonsense. We don’t care how long you
stay, what you click, or whether you’re wearing socks while browsing.
We only collect personal info if:
You fill out a form (e.g., contact, newsletter, complaint about our grumpiness).
You email us directly.
You send us a carrier pigeon with a return address.
In those cases, we might store:
Your name (if you give it).
Your email (if you send it).
Whatever message you choose to share (even if it’s just “you guys are weird”).
We don’t sell, rent, barter, or trade your info—not even for cookies.
If you do contact us, we’ll only use your info to respond. Then we’ll go back to being grumpy.
Cookies
(The Digital Kind, Not the Snack)
Grumpyland uses only essential cookies to keep the site functional. These may:
Remember your login (if applicable).
Keep your session alive so the site doesn’t forget who you are mid-click.
We do not use cookies for:
Behavioral tracking
Advertising
Creepy cross-site stalking
If you’re allergic to cookies, you can disable them in your browser. We won’t take it personally.
Third-Party Shenanigans
(Or Lack Thereof)
We don’t embed social media widgets, ad networks, or analytics scripts. No third-party goblins are lurking in our code.
If we ever use a third-party service (e.g., for email delivery), we’ll choose one that respects privacy and doesn’t sell
your soul to the algorithm.
Your Rights
(Yes, You Have Them)
Under laws like GDPR, PIPEDA, and other acronyms we grudgingly respect, you have rights:
Access: Ask us what info we have about you.
Correction: Fix it if it’s wrong.
Deletion: Make it disappear.
Objection: Tell us to stop doing something (we probably already have).
To exercise these rights, email us at peter@grumpyland.com. We’ll respond faster than a cat knocking things off a shelf.
Changes to This Privacy Policy
We might update this policy if laws change, if we add new features, or if we get less grumpy. We’ll post the new version
here and update the date. We won’t spam you about it.
Contact Us
(If You Must)
Questions? Concerns? Fan mail?
CCPA Compliant
It's easy to be complaint when you just don't collect.
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